This is your big chance

OK, if you haven't read some of the reviews for Catwoman I'll just tell you they're all bad. But, is the movie worse than the title of these reviews? I think we can do better. I'm going to list some of the ones I've seen and your job is to come up with a better one.
  • Brush with Catwoman may cause a bad reaction
  • Catwoman far from purr-fect
  • Catwoman: From housecat to Hallecat
  • Catwoman: Purr-fectly dreadful
  • Catwoman makes viewers want to claw their eyes out
  • Catwoman is declawed by director's style, goofy story
  • Catwoman is a catastrophe
  • This cat lacks bite
  • Film should be fixed
  • Fails to purr
  • Catwoman coughs up a hairball
  • Catwoman: No amount of kitty litter could save this stinker
  • Kitty litter
  • Fur doesn't fly
  • Ewwww, who spilled the litter box? Catwoman stinks
  • Like claws on a chalkboard
  • Catwoman uses up all of its nine lives in about 35 minutes
  • Catwoman claws its way to bottom of litterbox

All of these are actual titles of actual reviews from the past day or two. OK, now it's your turn. I'll get you started:

  • Catwoman film just lays there (Rich)
  • There's more than one way to skin a Catwoman movie (Jen)
  • Looking like something the Cat dragged in (Jen)
  • Not enough sweet and sour sauce in the world to make Catwoman tasty (Tim)
  • Catwoman doesn't scratch the surface (Marty's back. Yeah!)

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